My mom hooked me up with a Google Nexus she impulse bought then impulse regretted. I feel much less like a communist now but WHAT DO THESE BUTTONS DO!? I was trying to have a conversation about Game of Thrones the other day and it kept changing all my words:

Cersei = Testes
Theon = The on
Joffery = Jiggery
Daenerys = Subways

But hey the screen is bigger and the fonts are super nice and Cece will love me again! Speaking of Cece, have some clumsy photoshop and green screen magic: