THESE THINGS DON’T HOLD SHIT.
Why does this make me think of Dishonored?
How does a *snail* sneak up on you?
Very, very slowly.
Have you tried…a lid?
I have a lid! And a heater! And nice fake plants!!! I DON’T UNDERSTAND, MYSTERY SNAILS CAN’T LIVE OUTSIDE OF WATER WHY WOULD HE LEAVE
WHY WOULDN’T HE TURN AROUND AFTER HE REALIZED HE HAD LEFT THE WATER
You can see the snail in the comic lifting up the lid in the fourth panel.
I would read an action adventure comic about this snail fighting crime while trying to make it on the mean streets of Chicago. He only wants to be free and he knows, in his heart, that if he looks long enough and hard enough he WILL find the Gecko.
And together they will eat crickets and whatever the hell is on the glass into the sunset.
Then one day the Snail will start dying from lack-of-water syndrome, and Gecko will try to confess his utmost true love to the Snail. Hearts will be broken, tears will fall. An epic love story will be had right until the obnoxious sound of flatline fills the room.
and then the he’ll eat the snail.
Guys stop writing fan fiction about my poor lizard.
…Spencer said, looking deep into the gecko’s eyes.
Your snail went off to save the world from alien ticks. It’s all here in this pamphlet.
Hey, you must be the only other person who remembers Snailens. Nice to meet you! My brain likes to hold on to useless things as well. I think that’s where all of math went…pushed out by holding on to things like this.
Are you sure Snail is actually gone and not just stuck under the lid or something?
it’s been several weeks, so if he’s stuck somewhere is he moooost likely dead 6_9 but you never know. Maybe one day he’ll just magically reappear in my tank like nothing happened!
I am starting to see a pattern with these enclosures…..maybe it went off to meet with the gecko.
YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD JUST LEARN SURF WE COULD VISIT BLAINE